Ladies and Gentlemen,
Life Airlines announces departure of its Flight 2015. Please proceed to the boarding gate 31D and prepare to board.
Kindly note that your baggage should only contain the best souvenirs from 2014. It is prohibited to carry any bad and sad moments on this flight.
The duration of the flight departing today shall be 12 months. So, tighten your seat belts and be prepared for the best year of your life ahead!
The next stop-overs will be:
- well-being and
We shall serve you with the following inflight meal:
- A Cocktail of Friendship,
- A Supreme of Health,
- A Gratin of Prosperity,
- A Bowl of Excellent News,
- A salad of Success,
- A Cake of Happiness,
- All accompanied by bursts of laughter.
We thank you for choosing to fly with Life Airlines and wish you, and your family, an enjoyable trip on board the flight 2015.
The Erring Human