Monday, December 21, 2015

Arrival into 2016



Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Captain Sam from the flight deck. Our flight is now approaching way-point Christmas, which is where we shall commence our descent into the New Year 2016. We shall arrive there at the stroke of midnight on 31 Dec. 

At this time your worktables should be folded away. All carry-on baggage of ill feelings, conflicts and disagreements should now be discarded. According to our social obligations, no negative feelings or emotions are permitted to be carried into the New Year.

The weather report for 2016 looks very encouraging. The outlook is good with clear hearts, lots of love and sprinklings of happiness. A temperature of peace, safety and security is forecast. No large change is expected during the year. So, please fasten your seat belts, put your seat back upright and prepare for a stunning and wonderful arrival into 2016.

Thank you for choosing to fly with Life Airlines. On behalf of the Captain and Crew of Flight 2015, I wish you a merry Christmas and a very happy new year. We are grateful to have had the opportunity of serving you through 2015 and we look forward to having you with us again in 2016.

Stay Safe

The Erring Human

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